I LOVE MY CRAIG!!!!

Craig is my gay bestest friend ever. I met craig 8 years ago. He was 16 years old and me 30 something. Craig was my boss at Mcdonalds. Yes he was my boss, Allen was very jealous of craig. And still is very jealous of him. I have pointed out over the years that craig is gay. But from the time i started to work at mcdonalds with craig, We had this bond..... A weird kind of bond. When i first met craig i really wanted to slap him hard. Everytime i bent over craig would poke me with a plastic fork, and make this funny sound. At first i gave him a funny look. And craig would say what mom you don't like that? And i said that would be a no..... After the first 3 months of craig doing this. I shocked him one day and said ooooooh oooooh do it again!!!

I got off track there anyways craig called me tonight he was very excited!! He met some guy down at the gay 90's a few weeks ago. And tonight was there first date. Craig is really excited! I am happy that he has met that special someone. I said to him well who is going to sleep with me when we get drunk? You see craig takes care of me when we get drunk together. And this means he gets me into my jammies, Amd puts me in bed. Oh and takes all the phones. So i can't drunk dial, Yes i am famous for that. And yes we do sleep in the same bed. And when we go shopping he comes into the dressing room with me.

I have seen him naked, He has seen me naked. And yes if i am wearing an underwire bra instead of a sports bra. (like i normally wear) He will feel my boobs all night. If craig don't like how a bra looks on me. I don't wear it.

My mom was here when he called. And she was not liking it at all. I don't care what way my craig swings. I will love him no matter what. 3 Years ago he bailed me out of jail. Craig will never judge me. He has always been there for me. And this is why i love my craig. He is my bestest friend ever...