Yesterday

I had donovan yesterday. And he is really something else. I love taking care of him. Except when it comes to nap time. Donovan would rather sleep in my arms. Then in his crib. Everytime i went to lay him down in his crib. He would start crying. And the minute i picked him up he fell right back to sleep. I did this two more times. Again same thing. So i decided okay i guess you the only way you are going to stay sleeping is if i continue to hold you. Thank god he only slept for 15 minutes.

I haven't had alot going on lately. I was with tim for a few days. It was great for a few days. But he is way to needy. And to tell you the truth i don't like to have to be the one who has to do all the work.

And thanks for the baby names suggestions. Jared! I was only teasing my niece with the names that i choose. And Leroy is my father's name. So that is why shonda came up with leroy for a middle name.

Saturday Night......

My oldest son travis called me.... And said hey mom and i said hey travis! Can you take darrion for the night? I said yes i can do that. When are you coming? We are on the way right now! I said oh you are on the way now? I am thinking to myself... He must of been pretty confident that i was going to say yes. So they get here. And before jessica and travis leave. I want the dvd player hooked up for darrion. Travis said no problem mom. So he hooks it up and leaves all this co-axel and shit hanging all over and on the floor. He said okay mom its done. And i said uhm no travis it is not done! All the co-axel and shit you left all over needs to be put thru the back of the entertainment center. He did not like this at all. He said yeah but..... I said no yeah but.. My hands are to big for that. I said well you could say hey mom i need some help? Ok i am getting way off track.


Anyways.... I kept darrion over night and travis called me a little after 10 and asked me if he was sleeping? I said yes. He said okay well just call me in the morning when you want me to pick him up! I called at 8,9,10,11,12 they finally showed up at 12:45 . Nothing like taking advantage!!!

So i said to him..... Is this what i have to look forward too? when this baby gets here? He said jeeze mom.. I said you know if this is going to ever happen again. You will be here at a set time!
Grrr....

Baby Names!

Most of you know that my 17 year old niece shonda is having a baby. I am now her legal guardian. Since her mother (my sister) one of my many sister's. Met this guy from ohio on the internet. And she decided after meeting him just once she was in love with him. And moved to ohio with him. And gave me guardianship of shonda.


She has two names picked out for her baby. The boy's name.... Brian Leroy (leroy is my father's name) And for a girl Amber Lynn. These are my choices for boy names. Hugh John i came up with this name. After both of my grandfather's (there middle names) And William Dunn After the babies father and great grandfather.

Girls name's i came up with. Ruth Helen (great grandmother from father's side) Esther Sue ( relatives from father's side) And Mabel Mae (again from father's side) My grandmother's name's are Martha Rose ella, And Alice Gertrude. Not useable names And my mother's name is Arvona Janice. Again not a useable name. Let me know what you guys think?

Besides i am just doing this to make shonda squirm. Big time. I told her to name the baby after her bestest auntie ever. And she won't give the baby my name. Who would name there child faye? That was my question to my parents. My aunt marie told me i was named after faye dunaway. But now i found out from my mother that she got my name from some romance novel. Jeez how lucky i got? NOT! I really hate my name. Cuz i will answer to hey or say or anything that even sounds like my name.

The photo's of my 3 son's

I just wanted everyone to know that the photo's i have up of my children are old photo's. These are the only photo's i salvaged. From my 4 year old nephew jaeden. When i was taking care of jaeden. We shared a room, And he would wait till i was asleep to look at the picture's of my babies. (his word's) I really miss him very much. I don't get to see him as much as i would like too. As my sister is pretty pissed off at me right now.


As i told her she was being an evil bitch. To our niece ashia, All because ashia won't hook her up with a fatty. Nor will anyone else in this area. I wonder why that is? This makes me very angry at my sister. I don't think it's right to ask your niece or nephew (my son justin) to hook your auntie up fat. And me being the mom of justin. I kind of went off on her. Not kind of .... I went off the deep end when she did this. And when our niece wouldn't do it for her either. She freaked out on her. Saying she was going to turn her in. This is why noone will deal with my sister. Wow i so did answer my own question.

So since i went off on her. She won't let me see jaeden. Ever since jaeden was born i took care of him. I worked the overnight shift at mcdonald's. And i would come home and take care of him. This saved my sister from having to pay daycare. A year ago when we were sitting outside. We were having a bonfire. Which usually means we were having a few beers. And out of the blue she said to me, You should really have jaeden. I said what? She said i want you to raise jaeden until he is 16? I said are you serious? Dawn said yeah i am. I said you already know the answer to that question. My sister has 4 children and she is 32 years old. Miranda is 16, Daniel is 15, Aaron is 12, And Jaeden is 4.

I have to change the subject. Travis my oldest son told me not to contact her anymore. To ignore her calls. And emails, and offline messages she leaves on my yahoo. He said mom i am really tired of how she treats you. He even called her and said to her damn dawn why do you have to do that to my mom? And she said since when do you care? Travis said i am tired of you making my mom cry. And you taking the only thing she has left in her life. Meaning jaeden. I still didn't change the subject.... I have a problem with that.

alot of you probably don't know the ages of my children. Travis is 20 and he will be 21 in january, Zach is 16 he will be 17 in july, And justin he is 15 he will be 16 in october.

I LOVE MY CRAIG!!!!

Craig is my gay bestest friend ever. I met craig 8 years ago. He was 16 years old and me 30 something. Craig was my boss at Mcdonalds. Yes he was my boss, Allen was very jealous of craig. And still is very jealous of him. I have pointed out over the years that craig is gay. But from the time i started to work at mcdonalds with craig, We had this bond..... A weird kind of bond. When i first met craig i really wanted to slap him hard. Everytime i bent over craig would poke me with a plastic fork, and make this funny sound. At first i gave him a funny look. And craig would say what mom you don't like that? And i said that would be a no..... After the first 3 months of craig doing this. I shocked him one day and said ooooooh oooooh do it again!!!

I got off track there anyways craig called me tonight he was very excited!! He met some guy down at the gay 90's a few weeks ago. And tonight was there first date. Craig is really excited! I am happy that he has met that special someone. I said to him well who is going to sleep with me when we get drunk? You see craig takes care of me when we get drunk together. And this means he gets me into my jammies, Amd puts me in bed. Oh and takes all the phones. So i can't drunk dial, Yes i am famous for that. And yes we do sleep in the same bed. And when we go shopping he comes into the dressing room with me.

I have seen him naked, He has seen me naked. And yes if i am wearing an underwire bra instead of a sports bra. (like i normally wear) He will feel my boobs all night. If craig don't like how a bra looks on me. I don't wear it.

My mom was here when he called. And she was not liking it at all. I don't care what way my craig swings. I will love him no matter what. 3 Years ago he bailed me out of jail. Craig will never judge me. He has always been there for me. And this is why i love my craig. He is my bestest friend ever...

YAY I GET DONOVAN THIS WEEK-END!!!!

Ashia came over tonight, I am so excited.... I get my punk the 2nd. for the whole week-end. I so cannot wait. I LOVE BABIES!! I love everything about babies. Most of all just the way my punk the 2nd acts when he sees me. Ashia says whenever she leaves him with any other family members he cries and cries... I said to her that's cuz it's not the auntie faye! Shw just chuckled! My sister cheryl even said on sunday, Wow faye should i be jealous? My grandson don't like anyone. I said to my sister i aint just anyone! I is the number ONE auntie!

On sunday donovan was sleeping on my shoulder for 30 minutes or more, And my sister comes in and whispers into donovan's ear wake up grandma is here. He didn't even budge. Cheryl said that's odd. Everytime i say that too him he wakes up.

Cheryl did this 4 times. on the 4th time i woke him up. My punk the 2nd was not happy! I said donovan your granny is here. My sister got mad at me! I said well you are a granny? And she said well you are a great aunt. I said yes i am but i am only 39. My sister cheryl is only 3.5 years older then me. And ashia pronounced (asia) and my son travis are only 6 and in half months apart. And for the people that dont know travis is the 1st boy in the family. My dad had all girls. I was the first to give any boys. MY dad hs 6 grandsons. 5 granddaughters, and one great grandson. So i was the first to give any boysw at all.
And then there was my evil baby sister who followed suit with 3 boys. travis is the on ly one to carry on our last name. Besides the few male cousins i have from my father's side.

I CAN"T BELIEVE....

So i just got a phone call from my son justin. He said mom this is going to sound really bad. I need to ask you something? I said ok what is it? Justin asked mom will you please buy me some alcohol? I automatically said are you kidding me? His reply was no. And my response to him was NO! And he goes come on mom i will buy you some too. I said no justin i don't need any alcohol. Well i will buy you a pack of smokes. My answer is still no i said. Mom i will be there in a half an hour to pick you up. I told him you are welcome to come over. But i will not buy for you.

As the conversation goes on. He then said to me your not being fair mom. I said you are ony 15 years old justin i don't have to be fair. So i most likely wont here from him anytime soon. I mad the comment why don't you ask your dad? I also said you should put your dad on the phone so i can discuss this with him. I also told him justin i am not your best friend. I am your mom!

I just can't believe that my 15 year old son would actually think i would buy for him. Justin tried the guilt trip on me. Ever since his dad got out of prison. He has been in and out of trouble. And i just don't know what to do anymore. I don't like the road he is going down. I just want better for him. I don't want him to make the same mistakes that me and allen have made.

I just don't know if i should call allen and let him know what is going on? And make him aware that our son is drinking.

Unknown Callers.

I really hate to answer my phone when it comes up as unknown caller. Unless i know the number. Zach and justin calls come up as unknown. Shonda answer the phone and she said yeah faye is here. May i ask who is calling? He told her his name. And said yeah jay she is here. So i get on the phone. And he was trying to collect $200.00 for the wright county jail. I just kind of laughed. And said well if i had the money i would of paid it. Then he gotta kind of bitchy. After he got down with whatever he was saying. ( I wasn't listening to him)

I said you do what you gotta do. And before i hung up on him. I said in my smart ass way, What are you going to put me in jail?

I thought it was funny. He didn't. It's been kind of quiet around here today. So i don't have much to write about.

I really thought that tonight was going to be arguement free. What a joke! The four of us decided that we were going to watch a movie together. And mike brought out the movie he thought we all would like. It's called Taking lives i read the back of the movie case. And i said yeah that sounds like a good movie.


A few minutes later shonda said come on mike let's go and watch a movie by ourselves. Which i could careless if they stayed out here and watched a movie. Or go into there room to watch one.
Mike said no i am staying out here to watch a movie with grandma and faye.

This started monday night raw in our house. Actually what started it was that i picked up the phone to make a call. And shonda was on the phone with some guy. This pisses mike off. See shonda will call other guys when she want's to piss mike off. And tonight i think she pissed him way off.

Mike is actually packing up all of his shit. Which is okay with me. I went into her bedroom and said is this what you call love? You two are always arguing. You both are to controlling. And i am really friggin tired of hearing the same arguement day after day.

Shonda said please tell him he has to stay. I said uhm that would be a NO. Then she goes into hysterics. Please oh please i love him so much. If he leaves i have to give this baby up. Cuz i cant do it on my own. So i finally said to her. Your not giving that baby up! I will take care of your baby and you.

She is threating him with there baby. And that is not fair to any of them. I just dont know what to do anymore. Girls are way to complicated for me. And way to much work. This is why i was blessed with boys. There are so much easier. Way easier!!

Charlie

I have been taking care of my mom's grumpy old dog. As she can't have him at her apartment. Charlie loves to keep the cat's inline. Poor sammy and jasmine. They can't even come down the hallway. And good ole charlie. Jumps off of the couch and start's his bitching and chasing them down the hallway. Sammy is a huge tom cat. When i say huge i mean huge he weigh's about 30 pounds. And this tiny little grumpy old dog. Gives them a run for there money.


I am happy hannah is no longer here. I do not like that cat at all. She would go out of her way to piss on my bed. And she didnt care if i was still in the bed or not. The day she pissed on me was the day that hannah took her first flying lesson. I mean by flying lessons is by me kicking her off of me. And she went flying off the bed.

Even though charlie is a grumpy old man. I would rather have him around. Then hannah.

My creepy old man.

I decided it was time to put a photo up of my creepy old man. aka Tim.

I call him my creepy old man because my children think that he is creepy.

I dont think that tim is at all. Although tim calls me his old bitch. You can so feel the love!

This is starting to

Make me really mad. And i can't figure out what the hell i did! let's see if i can actually do this thing. I will be happy if i actually did. And if i did figure out, That was pretty simple. And i will feel really stupid. If that's all that it was. Since i have been trying to do this for over an hour.

My New Love

Is my 7 month old great nephew donovan. In the last 2 days were the best. Everytime donovan sees me his arms and legs are just a moving. And reaching out for me to take him. Today when i was at my niece's house. Ashia handed him to me. As she had to answer her door. Donovan fell asleep on my shoulder. He was out i held him the whole time he took his nap. I told ashia ok i am in love, Can i take him home. I get him next weekend friday night. He is spending the night. I can't wait.

Then i get him in july for the whole weekend. As ashia will be turning 21. And for her baby shower gift. I told her i would babysit for her birthday weekend. Before i came home ashia and i and donovan were jamming out to queen's boheman rahposdy. dont know if i spelt that right? We were having fun with it and donovan was just a laughing. When he seen us bobbing are heads back in forth. Like from Wayne's World. That movie is awesome. My sister cheryl said no donovan your not suppose to like auntie faye's singing.. I can't sing but i don't care i still do it! Just because i CAN!!!!

My Evil little sister!

This afternoon i got a phone call from my niece ashia. She was way upset. She was upset because my youngest sister dawn. (not ashia's mom) Ashia was crying and saying that dawn was going to turn her in and get her baby taken away from her. The reason my evil sister is doing this. Is because ashia wont find her any smoke. And ashia hasnt for awhile. Her friend marissa had told dawn that she wasn't going to do it for her anymore. Ashia had said that but not just for dawn. It was for anyone. So i went up to her house tonight and was reassure her that everything will be alright. She is drunk and pissed cuz you wont stick your neck out for her. I got her calmed down until her mom got there. (my older sister cheryl) Why does family have to be so cruel? And Backstabbing? I guess i just don't get it.

This made my day!!!!

My son zach came over today. This made me very happy. Of course the reason he came over is i had alot of stuff here for his dad. That i didn't want anymore. Photo albums of our camping trips, And trips to valley fair, and to camp snoopy at the mall of america. Which is not camp snoopy anymore. I think it's nickaloden theme park. I am not sure thou. I kept the photo's i wanted. And sent the one's i didn't want anymore. And i had alot of his clothes. I am sure his ogre will be pleased. The photo's i sent to him are the one's of us together.. And did i do this on purpose?


That would be a definite maybe..
My niece ashia says i am evil for doing that... I kind of just chuckled...
The ogre has even met me and she hate's me. And she is threatened by me for some reason.
ok enough about that.

I need to go to my mom's so she will stop calling me.

Yesterday was moving day.

We got mom all moved into her new apartment. She has been on the phone 3 times today. Wanting me to come back over. To rearrange everything that ashia and i did yesterday. So today is going to be another long and very fustrating day. I can't wait.

I hate garage sales.

Yesterday The all city garage sales started. I tried to destroy the flyer that was in the door. Before ma saw it. No luck..... She said aaaaaah faye come on let's go. As i was rolling my eyes i said fine... Mom says to me you dont like to garage sale. I said uhm that would be a NO! I said why do i want to buy other peoples garbage? They dont want it. And there to cheap to throw it away. Or to give it away.

You should of seen some of the funny looks i was getting rolling this little cart she just had to have with a bunch of other treasures she just had to have. She actually bought a jar of rocks for 50 cents. And the ugliest lamp and table combo ever.


After about an hour and a half of going from garbage sale to garbage sale. I stayed my ass in the car. I hate going and i will never like going.

Tomorrow is moving day. My niece ashia and my sister's boyfriend dave and of course me. Are moving mom out of her hole in the wall apartment in loretto. And moving her into a nice apartment here in lovely rockford. And yay she is only a block or two from me. And she talked me into keeping charlie. Her dog he is a chiuhua i dont know if i spelt that right. He is the same breed as the taco bell dog. Okay i am way tired. So i am not making any sense.

Oh i ran into allen's parent's today. During these garbage sales. Betty is a two faced bitch. Nice to my face. And talks bad about me when i leave. Oscar he is really nice to me. He don't talk bad about me behind my back.

Okay I just got done unplugging a toilet. That shonda and mike plugged up. The toilet was overflowing. Shonda came out of her room. And said faye i need your help. And i said ok with what? She started to cry and said i plugged my toilet. And now it's overflowing! I looked at her and said don't you have a plunger in your bathroom? She said yeah but i can't do it. I said are you kidding me? I was way grossed out. And i went in there and plunged her toilet. Mike wouldn't get off his lazy ass and do it. She got mad at me because i made her clean up the mess on the bathroom floor. I may be her guardian, but she is 17 and playing house with her good for nothing boyfriend mike. I gotta draw the line somewhere. The last few days is making me regret that i even agreed to do this. Those two are driving me crazy!

Shonda told me she wouldn't ask mike to do the toilet. Because she wasn't comfortable with him doing it. And i am family. She is having a baby with him. I guess i just don't get it. I told them i was on strike. Until the morning. So it quiet. Wow i cant believe it! They usually dont stop arguing. Till 1 in the morning.

Since it's actually quiet. I can go to bed. Yay!!!!

Larry the cable guy.

This morning, Before my niece and i went over to my mom's apartment. To wait for the cable guy. I needed to go up to casey's general store. To get my 44 ounce pop. And cigarette's. And the girl that worked there. Started to grab at the camel's buy one get one free. And i said Oh wow you got special's. So i ended up buying 4 buy one get one free special's. So i should be good for a few days. Now i just have to hide them from shonda and her lazy ass boyfriend.

Anyways we finally make it to the apartment building. And the cable guy arrives there at 11 something. Get's the digital cable hooked up. He had to go outside to finish hooking up the cable. And shonda asked me faye i wonder if his name is larry. And i gave her a funny look. What? She said you know like in Larry the cable guy.


So when he comes back into the apartment to show me how the remote works.. Shonda asked him. Is your name larry? And he said yes actually it is. He was only playing. He said you girls are so nieve. And chuckles..

So as he was leaving i said to him. Thank's Larry have a great day. I know i am a comedian..

I watched my movie. I now pronounce you chuck and larry. Awesome movie..Very very funny.

GRRRRR......

I am really starting to get mad.. I can't even view my own blog. And it is starting to piss me way off. Oh well i guess i dont need to view my own blog.

My week so far

This week, Has been going pretty well. On monday i was making phone calls for my mom.
She is moving into apartment. Right up the street from me. I was on the phone to direct tv, Anyways they only have options to pay your bill, And not to cancel your service. After i listen to all of there options 3 or more times, At this point i was beyond fustrated. And i finally said Alls I WANNA DO IS TO FUCKING TALK TO A REAL PERSON! Next thing i know the line starts ringing. And i got a real person. I told the lady geez i am sorry. And she started to chuckle.

So know i am slowly trying to get my mom moved in.
Tomorrow, I get to sit over at her apartment. To wait for the cable guy. Yay
And i hope that it wont be the whole day sitting there and waiting. My mom said now faye can i trust you to go over there. Without being a little horde horde horde? (which means whore in finlander) I kinda of gave her a weird look. She said well i can't take you anywhere without all kinds of men. Coming up to you and talking to you. I said oh yeah ma i got all kinds of men.

My creepy old man birthday is on friday. And i have no idea what to get him. I know what he wants..... Because for the last 2 years he has gotten it. And it don't cost no money. But it's kind of disgusting. I will leave it at that. I am sure that everyone knows what i am talking about.

The next thing i have to decide if i take my sister bobbi to court for child support. She is pretty pissed at me. Because of that... I have to take shonda up to the county to get minnesota health care. As you all know she is pregnant. And her father's medical dont cover her med's. And in order to do all that i have to take her to court for support.

Shonda wont stop calling long distance to ohio.... And i told her you need to stop making long distance phone calls during the day. And all she said is yeah i know. She has been on that phone 5 or more times to ohio today.

Okay i think i am done bitching gor now.

Oh i got a new dvd today from my son travis. I now pronouce you chuck and larry. And i can't watch it until after deal or no deal. My mom loves that show.

Yeah i am pretty happy!!!

Well the last few weeks weeks were pretty iffy, As i was saying my sister met this guy on the internet. Thru my yearbook.com Well bobbi has decided to move to ohio. She took my 11 year old niece taryn with her. Which is great. But she also has a 17 year old daughter Lashonda who is 10 weeks pregnant. So on tuesday morning bobbi said faye are you willing to br shonda's guardian? And i said yes i am. So as of tuesday June 3rd, 2008 I am shonda's legal guardian. Until her 18th birthday which is november 21st,2008 My children are not happy with this. Since tuesday. I have had alot to deal with. My younger sister bobbie left on wednesday june 4th 2008. And the first thing i had to deal with in the morning was the wright county welfare fraud investgator. Which i really didnt need in my life. I have enough in my life to deal with, Then add my sister's bull-shit on top of it..... I have way more then enough shit in my life. So i take care of all that shit. And i have to take my mom to the doctor that day, and she talks me into going because of all the lower back pain i have been having, So I make an appoinment also to pacify my mother. I wish i hadn't done so... First he does an u.a. on me which is an urnallis to see if you have anything in your urine... So i am sitting in the little room... And dr.jim comes in and says faye..... your urine is the cleaneast i have seen in a long time. that's not the problem. So Dr. Jim started to pull on my legs... And i said to him ahhh duh i have 3 metal pins in my right hip? do you think that might have something to do with it? He said uhm yeah we need to get x-rays of your right hip.... So i got these xrays, Long story short.... I have Big time arthritis in my right hip.... I am taking naprocyn.. 500 mg twice a day. And i am not suppose to drink alcohol...give me a break.... Nah it causes liver damage. So i have to think about this...lol