My Ex....

Zach called me yesterday before they came over..... Zach said dad asked me to call you.... And he wants to know if he can come over? This shocked me! I said he wants to come over? Zach said yeah he does. I said where is the OGRE? Dad kicked her out. My response oh. And know he wants to come and see me? Zach said yes. I didnt give him an answer. I told the boys when they got to my house. That i dont know if i can have him around. Justin then said mom... Dad was going to come. But i told him that it wasn't a good idea. Thank gawd he said that! I might of done something that i would regret!

My Day of painting....

Just so everyone knows..... I really hate to paint. And i really hate when i have to paint for my mother. Because she is way to picky. Anyways Zach, Justin and myself. Were talked into painting 3 benches for my mother. I managed to get more paint on myself then on the benches. So did zach. Justin barely had any paint on his hands. He painted one leg to my 3 on one bench. Justin simply said mom i was taking my time to get it perfect for grandma vonna. I said yeah right. It took the three of us about 4 hours to paint 3 benches. I still have dark brown paint in my hair.

See i figured if i did a piss poor job on the painting. That my mom wouldn't want me to do it again. That plan failed big time. Because she just loves it.

I LOVE MY BRAT JUSTIN......

I love him because he is going to buy me a computer. That actually works! And mom proof.... His words not mine. I did tell him that i am going to pay him back. I tried telling him that he does owe 16 years in back mom support! We both started laughing. And justin said mom your so not even right.

In 2 days...

I will find out when travis and jessica's baby is due. She went to the doctor yesterday. And they couldn't tell by the ultra sound how far along she was. Travis said they will find out thru the bloodwork. Travis said she is only 3-4 weeks.


And starting next week.... I will have jessica's 3 yearold every other week. Travis called me on sunday. And asked me if i would watch darion after they move into dad's. Of course i said yes. And i will most likely be kicking myself in the ass. For saying yes. I told him i wasn't doing it for nothing. He said well duh.... I said i mean it. He got kind of mad at me. Why don't you think that i will pay you? I said uhm well i have borrowed you money that you still have not paid back. Because you said your my mom. I shouldn't have to pay you back. I am going to stop before i keep rambling on.

Saturday.......

I went over to my sister's cheryl's to help her pack and move out of her house. Her and dave bought a different house. Have i metioned i hate moving!!!! And that i really really hate mice!!!! And her house that we were packing up is a very old and very creepy house. That has MICE!!! And i wont go near her basement. I was down there once. So she could show me her new washer and dryer... I said to her cheryl i have a weird feeling being down here. And she said what. And i told her that it scared me to be down there. So i am going back up. I told her something just isnt right down here. And she said well thanks alot faye just leave me down here by myself. I said i don't have a problem leaving you down here by yourself. I told her and dave both i will help but there is no way i am going downstairs. Dave was calling me a big cry baby and a scaredy cat. I told him i was okay with him calling me that.

Friday Night....

I had spent the night at my niece ashia's house so she could go out with her friends. She wanted me to watch donovan. Well she went out got beyond wasted. And as she was trying to get in the front door. She actually went thru the front door. She didn't relize i had the door locked. And she took the door right off the hinges. Steve wasn't very happy about it. They live in a mobile home. It's an older trailer and it don't take much to take the door right off the hinges. Steve said she is not allowed to drink anymore. And gave his favorite auntie to be all the booze that they had in the house.

SHONDA IS REALLY......

Making me very angry! Today she had this bright idea. That she was going to go horse back riding. I gave her a dirty look..... And said your kidding right? Shonda's response no i am not. I said to her well you are not going. And as loud as she possibly could said why can't i? I said well that's a really stupid question. You are 19 weeks preganant and you wanna go horse back riding! After a few rounds of us arguing back and forth. She said fine faye you got your way..

I told her a few days ago... That i am not going to be the nice aunt anymore. And that i was going to start putting my foot down. I told her and her boyfriend that things are going to change. I am tired of listening to them fight on a daily basis. It's like friday night smack down at my house. Except it is an everyday thing.

I am done venting for now.

Shonda's Baptism.....

Well shonda finally got baptised last sunday. She has been dragging me to church for the last few weeks. I was really uncomfortable with the whole thing. She insisted her dad be a part of it. Which i was leary about. She is 17 and he didn't want anything to do with her for the first 16 years of her life. Why all of the sudden does he want to be a dad to her? And why does she even want to have him in her life?

Okay i was getting off the subject. Her baptism went alright. My cousin brian is her sponser. And emily is her other sponser. She is a family friend. I told shonda i wasn't going with her anymore. She asked me why? I said church is boring! And besides i need my beauty rest. I also told her that i was locking my bedroom door on saturday night. So she can't get in my room to wake me up. Okay i am babbling. So i am going to stop.

I Can't Wait!!!

Next week, I am going to have to start doing day care for my niece ashia. We agreed on a 125.oo a week. I feel guilty taking that from her. When i was doing day care for my sister dawn. I was lucky if i got 15.oo a day. Most days i was lucky if i got a pack of smokes. I had donovan on sunday. My niece turned 21 and she went to red lobster YUCK! And she agrees with me now. Because when she got back from dropping me off at home. She got sick.

I spent the day with her yesterday also. It was my mom's birthday. Yes we have 3 birthday's in a row. My son zach's is on the 19th, My niece ashia's is the 20th, And my mom's is on the 21st. It get's to be a little spendy.

I found out in a hurry that donovan who is 8 months old. That he enjoys biting his auntie! He got me in the face, knee, And chest. All in the same day. He laughed every single time. He didn't like it when i put his sunglasses on yesterday. He would pull them off everytime and throw them. I guess he didn't like me wearing them.

I hope your Happy Jared?

Okay jared i made my blog public..... Just for you! So now you don't have to log in.

Today is my son zach's 17th birthday. I called him this morning and i said Happy Birthday. I said to zach, Would you like me to sing Happy Birthday to you? He said no mom i'm good! And besides i really don't need a headache. And he goes mom you do know that your a horrible singer right? My son the comedian.


Last night when zach was at work... It was really slow. So they told zach to put on a pizza costume. And stand out at the corner.. I happen to drive by and see him. I shouldn't of laughed at him. But it was really funny. I took a photo of him in his pizza costume. But he stole my camera. So i couldn't put it up on my myspace. Or my blog. I will get it back. I also have it on my mom's cell phone. But me being dumb i can't figure out how to send it to my email.

Not even right!

I had zach and justin over on monday. And they informed me that there grandma and there dad. Went behind my back. To try to transfer custody of zach and justin. Over to there dad. The judge informed them that they need my okay. I knew this and so did zach and justin. They even told them that! But they thought they could do it without my knowledge.

This is why she (betty) started to let the boys come back over. She went against the court order. I was suppose to have them on mondays, wednesday's and all day saturday. Well she put a stop to that. Because allen was going behind her back. And was spending his week-ends with me. And betty is his mother. For those of you who don't know that. And allen got busted and went back to prison for a year. Not because he was with me. It was because he was drinking.

Anyways, Allen now has to find a non family member to serve me with a court summons. Usually they just mail them to you. So his ogre voulenteered to do it. Aleen just kind of gave her a dirty look. And said what do you have a death wish? His ogre then said i am not afraid of her.

After zach and justin told me this. I kind of started to laugh. And i said are you fucking kidding me? Is that why she called the cops on me. Cause she feared for her safety? Oh yeah i called her on saturday night. After i found out that she was beating on justin with a broom. And i basically told her. That i was going to come over there and shove the broom up her ass. And break it off. If she touched my son again. Allen was laughing in the background. He knew that i was beyond pissed. And he wouldn't get on the phone.

I also informed allen that he is not going to get my permission to have custody of our children. Until he get's rid of the OGRE!!! He did tell her on saturday when she told him to choose. She said it's me or your kids? Allen said i choose my kids! But yet she is still there. She wont leave. Little does she know. Allen has been talking to me! And no it's not like that. Our boys said what do you want to get back with dad? I said uhm that would be a no. I just like to piss his OGRE OFF. They asked me why? And of course my answer was Because i can.

I am going to be a grandma!

My oldest son travis told me on saturday. That i am going to be a grandma! I know this sounds stupid. But i am excited to be a grandma.

Tom.

My uncle's best friend. Just came over and said hi cutie pie. When can i babysit you? I am still laughing at him. When we were teenager's and our parent's were gone for the week-end. Yes my parents left 4 teenage girls home alone all the time. We decided to throw a party. And tom was there with my uncle. I was walking down our hallway and tom was down on all fours like a dog chasing me down the hallway. Trying to bite my ass. So i am guessing he want's to do the same thing. lol

I think i should be afraid... Very afraid.

Last week.

We did something different this year for the the 4th of july. We didn't go to the parade in delano. Instead of going to the parade we had a BBQ. At my niece ashia's house. Ashia and i had alot of fun. Me and ashia were drinking captian morgan. I told ashia that captian morgan is icky. So then she pulled out a bottle of vanilla smirnoff. Flavored vodka. YUCK!!! Don't get me wrong vodka is so my best friend. But i don't like flavored vodka.


We also had a fun trying to give sasha (my nieces cocker spaniel) a bath out side with the hose. Sasha didn't like that at all. She took off running down the street. We had to bribe her to come back with a rib bone. From the neighbor's BBQ. You should of seen the three of us trying to give an overweight cocker spaniel a bath. We had the whole neighbor hood laughing at us.

Onto a different subject.....
I just found out yesterday that i have to go to church on sunday! Shonda is getting baptized on the 20th of this month. Without my knowledge shonda set up a meeting for me with the pastor of my church. I haven't been to church in a very very long time. I can hardly wait. NOT!!!

My niece kayla passed her driver's test yesterday. And my sister cheryl called me and asked me if i wanted to go down to unique with them. So i went with. Kayla is a awesome driver. Except she likes to hit curbs. She claims they just jump out at her. Unique is a huge thrift store. I don't care for thrift stores. I hate thrift stores just as much as i hate garage sales. But i go to them anyways. I only go because my mom cant get around all that well. And i have been taking care of her since may. She has a walker. But she refuses to use it. Cheryl and i took her to the doctor a few days ago. My mom has lost 6 pounds in the last month. She now weigh's 89 pounds. And she also is refusing to get a catscan done. On her lungs. She has a feww notches on her right lung. And her doctor said you could have cancer. My mom just said i am not getting no catscan done. Nor am i stepping foot in a hospital. This really pisses me off she has lost 3 sister's to cancer and her mother. No matter what we say she is not going to do it. I just wanna shake her really hard and scream at her.

I just wish that she would do the catscan. enough about my mom.