YAY my sister is gone!

My sister left this morning for 2 weeks. And dare i say it. Yes i will YAY!!!!!!!!!
Cuz i so don't need to listen to her costant Bitchen. Frankly it was getting just a little
irrating. I think she found out the hard way yesterday morning. It wasnt even 6 a.m. and alls i can here is her irrating voice as loud as ever playing with our mom's dog charlie.

And from what my mom said geez faye i didn't think you could move that fast.
She said one minute you were laying still dead to the world. And in less then 2 seconds you were jumping off of the couch. Yelling fuck can you be more fucken irrating! And my sister laughing oh did i wake you up. Well no shit!

I have 3 sisters and only one of them can piss me off big time. My other 2 sisters are not that irrating. Dawn used to poke at me when i was sleeping. But that was because i scared her by sleeping for 12 plus hours. When she poked me i jumped about a foot. And she says oh good your okay. at least she wakes me up nicely. I will give her that.

But dawn used to put honey all over my toes when we were growing up.
And don't let me forget when dawn and our cousin scott would squeeze vitamin e in my mouth when i was sleeping. They did this cuz i would come home from a party drunk and i would pass out on the couch. they would torture me like that. And i always woke up to my dog max licking my toes. He liked honey. The best one that they did was writing on my face with permanant marker saying i like to give head. This did not go over well with our parents.

That reminds me of what one of dawn's exes did to me about 5 years ago. i was minding my own business. By sleeping i did this alot since i worked from 9pm to 6am and her boyfriend at the time donnie decided to come into my room and he then puts a corn cob in my mouth and takes a few pictures of me sleeping with this corn cob in my mouth. If you havent figured it out yet. I sleep with my mouth wide open. And yes i drool big time. I don't have the pictures thank god. But donnie does. i am going to stop at that.