Would you believe............

That you can set microwave popcorn on fire?


Well you can. I did it twice. And in one day!
Alls i did was simply put the bag of popcorn into the microwave.
And pushed the popcorn button. And i walked away. A few minutes go by
and i was walking by the microwave. And there's all this black smoke coming out of it!
Of course i yelled What the hell...... And i stopped the microwave and opened the door and more black smoke came barrling out.

So like the dummy that i so am. I reach in there and grab the burning bag of popcorn.
So not a good idea. And i quickly bring it to the kitchen sink, And ran water on it. Not a good thing to do. As it creates way more smoke. And let me tell you it makes the loudest crackling sound in the world.

And my niece taryn still wanted some popcorn!
So i said maybe if i watch it this time it wont start on fire!
And guess what? It so did start on fire once a fucken again!
not only did i do that i also shattered the microwave plate.


Note to self....... Never pop microwave popcorn in my sister's shitty microwave!